Okay, this will sound mean cause I kind of enjoy this chicks blog (in the same sense that I kind of liked the Olsen twins big screen debut in "New York Minute", meaning I masturbate to it but would not publicly disclose to knowing all the words...verbatim.) But I was drunk and damn you Borders Reward Card I bought this book and let me tell you it was so gay I thought I was straight.
I mean, I am straight.
Moving on...so I just hate it when people talk about being "crazy" or "Out there" when they are very clearly not. I KNOW crazy. I know it intimately. It rents a timeshare in my vag and summers in my liver.
This dumb ho says some shit about her mom having a "sick sense of humor" because to entertain her little brother she cooked a hamburger into the shape of a hotdog and put it on a hotdog bun.
Hmmm.
This sounds neither sick, nor humorous. It sounds effing delicious.
You wanna know what a sick sense of humor is? When your dad dies when youre 15 and your mom makes up stories about him beating her when he was drunk to guilt you out of your alcohollism.
Now thats fucking HILARE.
So thats my book review...this book sucks so bad it makes "Juno" look like Noam Chomsky.
Actually, I take that back... there really isn't so much of a contrast between the Chomsker and Juno- I mean their breasts are pretty much the same size, and they both seem to care about stuff. Plus, with some nice calf implants, theyd actually both be on the top of my "need to fuck later this week" list, along with the guy down at the chevron and the other guy down at the chevron. So, yeah, disregard the last couple sentances.
The book still sucks though.
I mean, I am straight.
Moving on...so I just hate it when people talk about being "crazy" or "Out there" when they are very clearly not. I KNOW crazy. I know it intimately. It rents a timeshare in my vag and summers in my liver.
This dumb ho says some shit about her mom having a "sick sense of humor" because to entertain her little brother she cooked a hamburger into the shape of a hotdog and put it on a hotdog bun.
Hmmm.
This sounds neither sick, nor humorous. It sounds effing delicious.
You wanna know what a sick sense of humor is? When your dad dies when youre 15 and your mom makes up stories about him beating her when he was drunk to guilt you out of your alcohollism.
Now thats fucking HILARE.
So thats my book review...this book sucks so bad it makes "Juno" look like Noam Chomsky.
Actually, I take that back... there really isn't so much of a contrast between the Chomsker and Juno- I mean their breasts are pretty much the same size, and they both seem to care about stuff. Plus, with some nice calf implants, theyd actually both be on the top of my "need to fuck later this week" list, along with the guy down at the chevron and the other guy down at the chevron. So, yeah, disregard the last couple sentances.
The book still sucks though.
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