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This movie was gay.
Me and Juno, on first glance, have a lot in common. We both like unprotected sex with teenage boys, making married men leave their wives, being fat, and getting Jennifer Garner to rub our bellies.
This is where the similarities end. My final verdict:Thumbs down.
FYI: To be fair, every time i tried to watch the movie I kept getting up to check my wall street stocks on my blackberry, so I may have missed some important parts. Its hard to hear retarded Moldy Peaches songs through my bellows of "BUY BUY BUY!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!! oh wait...who is this?". I should know.
Welcome to my fast-paced livin-on the-edge world people- its a rough one, but someones got to do it.
Me and Juno, on first glance, have a lot in common. We both like unprotected sex with teenage boys, making married men leave their wives, being fat, and getting Jennifer Garner to rub our bellies.
This is where the similarities end. My final verdict:Thumbs down.
FYI: To be fair, every time i tried to watch the movie I kept getting up to check my wall street stocks on my blackberry, so I may have missed some important parts. Its hard to hear retarded Moldy Peaches songs through my bellows of "BUY BUY BUY!!! SELL SELL SELL!!!! oh wait...who is this?". I should know.
Welcome to my fast-paced livin-on the-edge world people- its a rough one, but someones got to do it.
3 comments:
I fucking hated that movie, and it has ruined The Moldy Peaches for me.
Thank you for showing me how unworthy my life is. Maybe if I had bought that power suit a few years back I would be on the right track. Instead I've been "unemployed" for the past year and a half. Nobody believes freelance is a real job.
P.S. I liked Juno. So there.
Becca: I'm always torn between deleting your comments and leaving them to see if anyone else will be scandalized by them.
PS: You are free to wear a powersuit while unemployed, just look at Mary-Kate Olsen.
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